Last Post.

I just felt compelled to share that I went to TeeFury again wondering what today's shirt was, despite having been there already and writing about it. I guess that just goes to show how much stupid shit I look at that I can't even remember it all.

Probably the last post of the day.

Actually did some work since the last post, though I did check out Destructoid's inFAMOUS 2 review which I will probably play eventually.

Oh also they showed this:

FIRST of all, let me say that I could only bare to watch 1 minute and 7 seconds of this terrible trailer. SECOND of all I can't believe that its taken Japan this long to come out with a 3DS game who's only 3D aspect seems to be jiggling boobs, I honestly figured that's the only thing the country would shit out for the handheld (barring Nintendo games, of course)

Guy tells Dalai Lama joke to Dali Lama

Don't tell a Dalai Lama joke to the Dalai Lama

I thought it was funny. Then again I didn't even know Dalai Lama jokes were a thing until just now.

There's also an ad for John Benjamin Has a Van, which I will most definitely be watching.

Guy Paints on Gum left on the Sidewalk

I can't tell if this is the coolest or dumbest thing ever. Probably more the latter, but at least some of the former...
Via Gizmodo

And I'm Back

I can't believe I made it all that time without getting distracted.


HAH, who am I kidding?! In the time it took me to go through 30 issues I also managed to read/watch all of this....

1. Facebook - Duh
2. Google Wants to Get Inside Your Head - Honestly I figured they were already there
3. Hippies die of hyperthermia at Bonaroo - I literally had no idea what Bonaroo was until this post. You know what? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when a hippie dies at a hippie concert
4. Rupert Grint Busted Smoking Pot - Thanks Chrissy. Honestly I'm more bummed at the lame-ass Harry Potter/Pothead references. How about this caption: "Spoilers: shot of final scene in HP8 reveals it was a stoned-out dream the whole time".
5. Ordinary Star Wars Twitter - Thanks Brandon. The original trilogy through the eyes of the regular people.
6. Cast of The League ask Bonaroo Hippies Embarassing Questions - This was funny, but it also reinforces my point above that hippies are worthless. The only thing these guys could talk about was how hot it was and yet these morons were too high to drink water that didn't have pot resin in it.
7. Assassin's Creed Revelations Multiplayer Alterations - Can't wait for this
8. Twitter of Aaron Priceman aka Mr. Caffeine - I can't believe this guy still has a job. Total idiot.
9. CRAZY 4 CULT 5 - I'm Getting Too Old For This Sh*t! - Very cool looking G1988 show. Probably will attend
10. Demons's Souls Wikia - Started playing this. It's really fucking hard.

I think that's it. All in all a very productive work period. Time for more work, looks like there's a few new Destructoid articles up....

Have to take a break

From procrastinating that is. I have been requested to do some work, and since I happed to like Dave, it shall be done.

Gizmodo's Very Cool Photography Challlenge

I love Giz's photo challenges. Maybe when I have real free time I'll take part in one. This week's was infinite loops. Definitely worth a look.

29 Glimpses into Infinity

Old Couple Can't Use a Webcam

First I think this is fake. Also I don't think its funny. I think the old-people-can't-use-tech trope is running thin now. The only one I consistently enjoy is Old Man Search.

I just wasted 25 minutes fixing my glasses.

But that loose hinge really was bothering me. They feel great now, btw.

Very Tempted

Grab bag day on Teefury. $6 for a random shirt. Very tempted...

But also pretty broke...Hmm....

Crowd Jeers News that AT&T Is Exclusive 3G Provider for New PlayStation

I was part of that booing, just from my bed instead of at the presser. Will not be buying the 3G version unless there are some a) serious perks and b) a cheap plan.
Via Kotaku

THQ wanted us to Heart Rim Jobs

Serioously who the fuck came up with this idea? The car was was hilarious but nobody is EVER going to wear that shirt again except on really classy occasions. I think I'm going to give mine away since I never go to weddings or family reunions anymore.

THQ Keeps it Classy

For the lulz

Apparently hacker group LULZSEC is taking requests to attack servers and bring them down. It would be really nice if someone called in my company's :P

614-LULZ-SEC

Gyu-Kaku

I really want to go to gyu-kaku. Their happy hour is awesome and last time I went I was drunk and burned everything.

Cliffy B vs. the World

Clffy B, or Dude Huge if you prefer is currently in a tweeting battle with people who are calling him a dick for saying they should try to make games instead of riding on Epic's success.

I seriously don't understand why people hate him, I think he's hilarious.

Cliffy B on Twitter

This.

I honestly don't know why I like this crap. But I do.

HTC’s Not Updating the Desire With Gingerbread as Sense UI Is Too Big

This annoys me. Who seriously thinks that they can do it better then Google even when millions of users tell them otherwise.

The only android device I've ever owned is the original Droid, which I still have and love despite how much it's aged. I have though used my freinds' phones that have custom UIs and they seriously do nothing of value. They are shiny, pretty, slow, and detrimental to Android become a uniform OS that can overtake Apple.

HTC’s Not Updating the Desire With Gingerbread as Sense UI Is Too Big

This is not ok, cupid.

Some poor girl attracts the biggest creeps on the internet. Thank God she didn't post my message.

This is not ok, cupid

Tuesday June 14th, 2011

Approximately 60 days ago my employer informed me the ~85 coworkers in our department that our jobs are moving to Phoenix, AZ, or Montreal, Canada. Oh and we aren't necessarily going with them.

I'm one of the ones not going anywhere, so, according to the paperwork I received, I will "experience permanent job loss" on July 15th, 2011.

I've found that since then, I have absolutely no drive to do anything beyond that which helps the coworkers whom I personally like.

I find that I get extremely distracted by my RSS feeds and Rockmelt updates, and basically anything that isn't reading a goddamn bug in a goddamn database or uploading a file to a folder in a server nobody will ever ready again.

In an effort to expand my procrastination to epic levels, I will also be sharing whatever online bullshit entertains me with my (currently) 0 readers.

Today's first distraction is harp-playing kitten, via the Tosh.0 blog, via Nothing To Do With Arbroath